Apparently, I Live In A College Dorm

New neighbors, standing on their balcony, yelling to their buddies in the parking lot. The buildings in my complex only are two stories high. You really don’t need to yell that loudly to have a conversation. And it’s 6:55 p.m. on a Sunday, that makes it lamer. Sigh.

In other news, I finally came through on my pledge to send nudie photos to NYC Watchdog. Somehow, he didn’t seem all that satisfied. Ingrate.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 12.17.2006
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Brush-Brush Has Been Found!

BREAKING NEWS: the elusive brush-brush has been found. Reggie lost approximately 2 lbs. of fur yesterday after a good brushing. Order was restored to my household.

I would have to say that I am pathologically indecisive. But I am a Libra, after all. Being indecisive is what we do best.

But Pathologically Indecisive is also the name of my guest this week. I had lots of lovely renters to choose from, but I had to go with this blog because of (a) the name and (b) the moo cows on the template. Plus Liane describes herself as a “mess of contradictions.” So, there’s three reasons to visit her. Yes, she’ll be here all week, but who knows what wonders you are missing out on RIGHT NOW — like a link to her exercise blog, which includes one of my favorite abbreviations, OMFG.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 10.01.2006
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Last Dance, Last Chance For Looooooooooooove

Fret not, there will be no Saturday afternoon dancing here. Nobody wants that. I’m the girl who was confounded by a metronome during my piano-lesson years. But I bet there’s a whole lot of rhythm over here.
BE, shockingly, won’t load my rental stats. I think today’s the last day of the campaign, but I’m not sure. So my post title may or may not make sense. And I can’t berate you for not looking at my renter’s site, so I’ll assume that you haven’t. GO VISIT! It’s the polite thing to do. Don’t make me talk again about how much more polite Canadians are than Americans. One thing that always surprised me about Canada were the small differences. Like, diet Pepsi tastes different there. And they drink at 8 a.m. Nah, that’s just a joke. Although they may.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 09.23.2006
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Are You Slightly Drunk?

SlightlyDrunk could have described me last night after two chocolate decadence martinis, but I’m really talking about my new renter

I used to read this site all of the time, but somehow lost the link between switching between bloglines and blogrolling and excuses excuses excuses … I was pleased as punch that he bid on my site! There’s a post about places in Newfoundland that are well, basically pornographic sounding, as well as his sister’s plot to extort $3750 from him in order to send their parents to Europe for a month for their 53rd anniversary. He, on the other hand, insists that anniversaries start over after 50 yrs and the gift, in fact, should be leather … Much funnier than I can make it sound!

Visit SlightlyDrunk today!

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∗ Posted by Monique on 09.17.2006
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Last Dance

My Devilish Side’s stay in Moniqueland is almost over … stop by and say “hi” if you haven’t done so!

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∗ Posted by Monique on 05.28.2006
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2 for the Price of 1!

It’s a blow-out sale on renters this week!

With My Devilish Side, you get not one, but two bloggers: Devilish Girl and Reaper Girl!

Sweeeeet!

I had 13 other fab-tastic bidders but I had to go with the girls ’cause (a) their template is awesome, (b) I totally agree that sometimes you have to let your inner devil come out and play (hmmm did some of that earlier today … wink!) and (c) Reaper Girl’s post about an upcoming family wedding and the bi-atch bride just warmed my heart. I love me a good bitchy bride story!

Swing by and check the ladies out this week …

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∗ Posted by Monique on 05.21.2006
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I Don’t Wanna Be A Slumlord

Dave did a fancy-schmancy market analysis and determined that When We Were Liars provided him with the second-highest return on his investment in terms of clicks, traffic and whatnot — a 590% ROI, to be exact!

Good for Dave. Not so good for Some Girl.

Where is the love, people?

Some Girl has a day left in Moniqueland, and I am ashamed to say that only SEVEN of you have visited her site. Sex, drama, fires — Some Girl has it all!

I have high expectations for myself. I don’t want anything to detract from my status as a “Royal Host” — so go see what Some Girl has to say!

P.S. Okay, I’ll resort to threats. If you don’t click over to Some Girl’s site, I’ll tell you all about my Nair-related disaster this week lol.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 05.11.2006
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Some Girl will be here for Some Time!

Yay, Some Girl is here for the week!

She had a rough week last week — the damn siding on her house melted!– so stop by and say hi as she recovers.

P.S. Tell her to get renters’ insurance. It’s only like $10/month, Some Girl!!! : )

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∗ Posted by Monique on 05.05.2006
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Hey!

Check out my renter while you’re here. Scooter has two days left in Monique-land. Pay him a visit!

I’m tired. I’m going to bed. It’s been a long week. I don’t know how people with two jobs deal with them all of the time; I only do mine occasionally and I’m exhausted. I wanted to cry tonight on the expressway when I saw construction and the subsequent back-up. I know, wah, wah, wah. It’s my blog and I can cry if I want to. ; )

Oh, and look at Izzy’s dating rules. Compare and contrast to mine! I can’t even explain, you just have to read. : )

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∗ Posted by Monique on 04.27.2006
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This Week’s Guest

is Scooter McGavin’s 9th Green!

Be sure to visit Scooter’s site for some great music/TV reviews (including some artists I haven’t heard of. Now I feel old lol.)

Welcome, Scooter!

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∗ Posted by Monique on 04.23.2006
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