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Contact me: monique(at)whenwewereliars.com

Or leave me a message! 1(641)985-7800 and then dial *2483414.

Me, all glam-tastic

I’m a midwestern girl, trying to live my life as fabulously as I know how. Monique isn’t my real name. Here are 100 other things about me (v.2):

  1. I’m 32.
  2. I was born in Michigan.
  3. I now live in Indiana.
  4. My astrological sign is Libra.
  5. I have two cats.
  6. I graduated from Michigan State University.
  7. My BA is in Communication.
  8. I was accepted at a local school for another BA.
  9. But I never registered for classes.
  10. I work for a large company.
  11. You’ve heard of it.
  12. I’m a registered Democrat.
  13. I think Bill Clinton is cute.
  14. I’m very opinionated.
  15. Especially about politics.
  16. I used to teach Sunday school.
  17. But I haven’t gone to church regularly in almost two years.
  18. My first crush was on the Fonz.
  19. I haven’t had a crush in a while.
  20. I hate hot weather.
  21. My dream job would be a travel agent.
  22. I cry at least once a week.
  23. I’m right-handed.
  24. My toenails currently are the same color as my hot pink Razr phone.
  25. I like to think of myself as rebellious, but I’m really not.
  26. I have never smoked a cigarette.
  27. Or done drugs.
  28. I can drink a bottle of wine easily.
  29. But I haven’t done that in a while.
  30. My favorite movie is “Moonstruck.”
  31. I feel hopeful when I watch it.
  32. I haven’t had a date in six weeks months.
  33. That really doesn’t bother me.
  34. I used to subscribe to “Star” magazine, but it was the same old stuff over and over again.
  35. My car has leopard-print seat covers.
  36. I also have leopard shoes.
  37. I come across as sweet and nice, so the leopard serves as contrast.
  38. I have been in love once.
  39. It didn’t last.
  40. I told him I wanted out.
  41. My divorce was final in Feb. 2005.
  42. But we’re talking again.
  43. I lost my virginity at 20 to my ex-husband.
  44. He never wanted sex as much as I did, so I stopped asking eventually.
  45. I had sex with someone else six weeks before the divorce was final.
  46. He said he waited until the divorce had been final for a month before he even had a date.
  47. I was in therapy for two years.
  48. I still am scared of making a commitment.
  49. And I’m not too keen on opening up either.
  50. I am a news junkie.
  51. Some days I don’t even turn on my TV.
  52. I like Harlequin “Blaze” books.
  53. I buy them through the mail.
  54. I’m too embarassed to buy them at the store.
  55. I have a website of erotic stories and poems.
  56. No, you can’t have the URL lol.
  57. I swear too much.
  58. It’s lazy.
  59. I gave it up for Lent one year but that didn’t last.
  60. My pastor even made fun of me.
  61. Then, as “punishment,” he made me read a passage from the Bible as part of the Maundy Thursday service.
  62. I had to say “cock” seven times.
  63. The pastor and my then-husband stood at the back of the church and laughed at me.
  64. Some old ladies at the church thought I was having an affair with the pastor.
  65. I really was just going to him for counseling.
  66. Well, I was counseling him too.
  67. And no, that’s not a euphemism lol.
  68. I can’t look skanky, even when I try really really hard.
  69. I have a pair of 5″ black heels.
  70. Of course I can’t walk in them.
  71. I haven’t even worn them in bed.
  72. I’d have sex every day if I could.
  73. But maybe that’s because I’m single.
  74. I like to be the center of attention.
  75. But I’m usually embarrassed when I am.
  76. I think I’m pretty funny.
  77. I like to make up words and sayings.
  78. My favorite song ever is “In Your Eyes” by Peter Gabriel.
  79. I also really really like “Night Moves” by Bob Seger.
  80. And “Slow” by Kylie Minogue.
  81. I collect items with sunflowers on them.
  82. One of my friends painted me a sunflower.
  83. My collection started with a sunflower my grandmother painted after my grandfather died.
  84. It’s a sad painting, but I like it because the emotion is real.
  85. For my birthday, I am going to get a small shamrock tattooed on my foot.
  86. I am Irish.
  87. Even if I marry again, I will keep my last name.
  88. Unless I marry someone with an Irish name — then I’d consider changing it to his.
  89. My first wedding was very small, in Las Vegas.
  90. I’ve considered whether my next husband should be a first-time groom. Would we get more gifts that way??
  91. My blog title comes from a song called “Running for Home” by Matthew Good.
  92. I listen to that song while I stretch after I work out.



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