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My federal tax refund was deposited into my checking account late last week. The amount was nearly $500 left than I expected. Now, I’m pretty good at doing my taxes and I couldn’t think of anything I omitted to calculate … and then it hit me.

My motherfucking cocksucking phone-sex-addicted asshole of an ex-husband never paid that tax bill like he said IN WRITING that he would.

That’s right, MY MONEY was applied to HIS OVERDUE TAXES because he never paid them and I filed first.

The bill resulted from 2004, the last year we filed jointly. After we separated, asshole went on a gambling binge and won some money. Enough money that he had to fill out tax forms at the casino. Asshole wasn’t smart enough to fucking TELL ME THIS when I did out taxes for the year.

About a year or two ago, I got a letter saying we owed X amount of money. We got it figured out and it came down to the money he owed on the gambling winnings. He said he would pay. I got another letter. He said he would pay. I got another letter. And so it went on, until I fucking copied all of the paperwork, sent it to him and stuck in a nasty note. I never heard anything else, I figured he paid it.

Ha.

Now I fucking have to find a copy of that tax return or request a transcript, then fill out the Injured Spouse Allocation form to get my money back. The letter I got from the IRS actually says that the taxes are assigned to his fucking SSN. I hate him. ARGH!

I don’t know why this shit surprises me. He’s let me down time after time. It’s just that, well, you know, I loved him once and I guess I don’t want to think that someone I spent nearly 10 years of my life with could be such a fucking inconsiderate dumbass douche. And in the past 3 years did he forget who he is dealing with? Did he forget that I am a far better debater than he? That I can argue circles around him? That my vocabularly grows exponentially when I am livid and I can shut him down in a matter of seconds?

His patheticness disgusts me. Whenever I see his true character, I am so glad he is not in my life anymore. And I hate him so hard.