OMFG tonight’s Scandalous Bitches Live was a motherfucking trainwreck — and through no fault of our own. Callers were dropped. Callers couldn’t connect. Listeners couldn’t get into the chat room. Listeners were kicked out of the chat room. Really irritating buzzing noises randomly were heard. It. Fucking. Sucked.

I sent a complaint e-mail to Blog Talk Radio; Miss Laci was surprised at how civilized and pleasant I was. Don’t get me wrong, if I have to send another e-mail, then I’m dropping my new favorite phrase, “cum-swallowing whore,” on those motherfuckers. Guess who taught me that? Miss Lucy, of course.

Today at work, I talked for 2.5 hours nonstop. Yeah, what else is new? Ha. I had to lead a review of my course; normally 3 people are in the process, today we had more than 20. I threw in the towel with one lesson left and made my compadre finish. All in all it took nearly 4 hours. I was fucking exhausted, mainly because I had to stand the entire time. That was a special treat. And we worked through lunch, which meant I got to keep talking and watch everyone else eat Panera. Yay.

I got props for being composed and professional ’cause that’s how I roll, yo. It helped that I know that it’s a damn good course and everyone is suffering because someone else, not me, dropped the ball. And that someone else is just digging herself into a hole. I left work at 3, and ended up falling asleep on the couch after watching that Steve guy from Jerry Springer, who now has his own talk show. It sucks, btw.

Speaking of sleep, my sleep mask was shipped today. It was on its way to Louisville, which means I should have it tomorrow. I can’t wait to try it out. And if it doesn’t work, I can keep it around the next time I have a gentleman caller I want to tie up and blindfold.

∗ Posted by Monique on 09.19.2007
∗ Annoyances, Blogging, Work