You Don’t Need a Man, but You Want One!
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You like having a guy in your life, and overall, you prefer not to be single.
You won’t go out with a guy out of desperation.. you rather be alone.
However, when you’re single, you do tend to obsess a little over dating.
Because no matter how good your single life is, it’s better with a great guy around.
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You’re a Part Time Maneater
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While you’re not a black widow, you’ve definitely left a few guys feeling used and abused.
You’re only out for fun, but sometimes you get a little carried away with your flirting.
Cute guys tend to make you lose control. You really can’t help it!
You’re a good girl at heart… you just can’t help but let your bad girl side out sometimes!
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Your Lust Quotient: 65%
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You are a very lustful person - and it sometimes gets the better of you!
You know how to hold back, but you hardly ever do.
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You Are 44% Scary
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You’re a pretty normal, nice girl… but you definitely have your scary moments.
As long as you acknowledge them and apologize, you’ll probably keep your guy around.
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Never to move again when I have PMS. Holy hell. I was in a fine mood until an hour ago, when the evil switch was flipped inside Miss Monique. I went to Super Wal-Mart to get fabric softener and a few other things, most of which they were out of. What. The. Fuck. It’s fucking Wal-Mart?!!! How can they be out of items! OMFG. Plus it was annoying cart-pushing people day, as I was nearly in at least five cart collisions because of people who would just randomly push their cart across the main aisle at an angle. I couldn’t get out of that store quick enough, and I’m glad the little boy scouts were gone because I might have pitched the kids’ overpriced tins of popcorn at them.
I got home about 5:15 and the thought crossed my mind to go to church. And I decided I’d rather drink. LOL So that’s what I did (coke zero vanilla and bacardi silver). I am not the neatest person but living in chaos is really getting on my nerves. There are boxes and bags everywhere and it seems like I still have so much to do. Really, I don’t KNOW what else I have to do, aside from boxing up the kitchen and some odds and ends, but it seems like I have a lot to do!
I’m going to a meditation class tomorrow evening. Yeah, I think I need it. Oh and Limo Guy has been texting me. Christ Almighty. I don’t have TIME for sex! ROFLMAO
I planned to be a busy bee Friday night but instead went out to dinner (Chipotle) and then to a movie (Death at a Funeral) with my friend Denise. Both dinner and the movie were so-so; the movie was funny but you know the guy who played Steve the pirate in Dodgeball? He was in it and he had a British accent. And it was disconcerting because hello, he’s so obviously Steve the pirate. And is he British or American? Either way, he either did a hell of a job as Steve the pirate or a so-so job as Simon the solicitor. It had some really funny scenes though; I just thought it was a bit of a Four Weddings and a Funeral rip-off, even though that movie is, what, 15 years old?
My apartment is a total disaster zone. OMG. I can hardly stand it. Boxes, bags, crap everywhere. This morning I went out to my garage to clear out the crap in there. The opener wouldn’t work. Greaaat. I went over to the gas station closest to me and of course they didn’t have the battery I needed. Sigh. So I drove about 15 minutes to the freakin’ Batteries Plus store to spend $2.99 on a battery I’ll use for a month. Once I got into my garage, OMFG, so much stuff. So much stuff I don’t know what to do with. I took two carloads of empty boxes to the dumpster … I’m just going to focus on packing up what I want the movers to deal with next weekend and then figure out what I’m going to do with what I don’t want.
Moving is fun!
I have a good friend who lives in Raleigh, NC, and when I went to visit her two years ago, I was amazed at how beautiful the city is. I couldn’t get enough of it. Every area we went to, I loved.
One thing that amazed me about Raleigh was how green and lush the trees were. Once I told my friend this, she thought it was so funny, she told practically everyone she introduced me to! I can only imagine how gorgeous the trees are in the fall. You can find out TONS of information about planning a fall getaway on VisitRaleigh.com, a free site promoting the many hidden treasures that Raleigh has to offer … like the NC Shakespeare Festival, the NC State Fair, Autumn Arts Festival and even 23 free things to do in Raleigh.
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Ah, sweet memories of 9th grade espanol class …
The sad thing is that after five years of studying spanish in high school and college, these are about the only words that I can remember. I wish I had kept up with the language, I did pretty well with it, I could even write papers but now? Not so much. I’m lucky to make it through the menu at Taco Bell. 
My parents just spent a TON of money remodeling their kitchen, laundry room and two bathrooms. I know they went to a lot of trouble to pick out sinks for all of the rooms but then again, they probably weren’t aware of the selection that is available online. Faucets.Com has an amazing selection. I don’t even have a house, just an apartment, and I’m still mesmerized by all of the options! Their easy-to-shop site offers a wide selection of name brands, fast delivery and great prices.
One type of sink that Faucets.Com specializes in are bar sinks. In fact, there are 12 pages of bar sinks, in many different styles and price ranges. My parents’ remodel is nice but it totally would have been hipper had they taken my suggestion and added a bar (considering I live 250 miles away, though, my tips on amenities don’t hold much sway, I guess). In addition to all of the products, the site also has several buying guides to help you determine what you need, whether you’re shopping for sinks for your kitchen or bathroom. 
I just got back from the salon, where my beloved Katie did my face up right. I get dehydrated from my allergy meds, despite drinking a good quantity of water daily, and Katie worked her magic. And I was the first client she used her new steamer on! We were excited about that at least LOL. The best part for me are the scalp and facial massages. OMFG. Love it love it love it.
I decided to take Monday off of work. I’m going to go sign my lease and get my keys to the new place, then my friend Debby is going to meet me at the new place to help me carry some stuff in.
I know I can’t be the only person who gets this mental image when I hear about hurricane Lorenzo:
So sue me. I think he’s hot. In a skanky, I wouldn’t touch that with a 10′ pole kinda way.
I am so not handling my stress well. I swear, I am ready to explode. I don’t know why I’m so stressed about moving, I have all of October to do it. I’m signing my new lease on Monday but I don’t have to be out of the old place until the end of October. On Monday I plan to take over some of my fragile/irreplaceable items that I don’t want the movers to touch and I’ve even roped my friend Debby into helping me carry crap in.
I broke down and scheduled an appointment for a facial tonight. Do I NEED one? Oh not really. I have good skin. But I am so stressed I am willing to PAY someone to help me relax. Hmmm. Maybe I should save my money and call Limo Guy instead. LOL No, I think my newfound spiritual awareness is kicking in, because the casual hook-up doesn’t sound too appealing to me.
What is wrong with me?????? 
I leased the car that I have now when I was married. Of course I was there for the transaction but I have to admit, I was willing to let my ex handle the details. I don’t know the first thing about car refinance. That’s why I was so glad to read about RateGenius.com. By utilizing their proprietary electronic document process to complete your refinance, you can begin saving money almost immediately. They are able to find the lender, term and payment amount to fit your lifestyle — and you can even wait 60 days before your first payment! Best of all, Rate Genius does not charge customers for their refinancing services.
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Tonight’s show was only a semi-disaster. Thank God Ricardo could call in, because no one else could! That’s right — no callers. 
Fortunately Ricardo is a chatty bastard so the hour flew by. I’ll have to boot Miss Laci off another broadcast sometime so Ricardo can come back to guest host. (I PPH you, Laci! lol)
Miss Jen provided me with lots of interesting info from the chat room, such as a link to Screech’s sex tape and the possibility that perhaps Scott Baio has spent his post-”Charles in Charge” time wacking off. Intriguing, no?! Methinks Miss Jen is spending a leetle too much time thinking about former child stars. 
