Once again … I was snacked on!
Now, I feel compelled to say some words in my defense. NYC Watchdog is portraying himself as the victim here. Nay. I am here to tell you that Dawg LIES. He lies lies lies lies lies. LIES!
Way back in April, when I did my mini-series Easter Candy Sunday, Dawg decided that we should have a head-to-head video competition. As if. Tons of people watch his videos (although I’ve already admitted that my attention span is short and I don’t always watch. Oopsie) and my posse is much smaller — albeit way cooler and hotter — than his. Dawg thought that just because his clip got more hits, that I should eat a Cadbury Egg out of my cleavage.
Again, as if. I believe my exact words were, “Dude, my DAD watches YouTube!”
Thennnnnnnnnnnn while trying to start a bidding war between Dawg and Mr. Fab, in terms of donations for the Blogathon, I mentioned that the highest donor would get the video clip. Well, Dawg went above and beyond. I believe my exact words were, “Fuck.” He told me he had saved Cadbury Eggs and would mail them to me. Then he told me he HAD mailed them to me. LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES. I never received said Cadbury Eggs … and Dawg challenged me to a fight and stole my street cred on Crackbook, all to back up his cauldron of LIES!
So there you have. The full and complete story. The end.
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I PPH getting snacked on!
Thank you for clearing this up for those who didn’t know the whole story. I knew the whole story and when I saw what he said, I thought to myself “ooooh Monique is gonna get him!” Tsk tsk, silly boy.
Comment by
Sodapop (Who am I?) - August 26, 2007 10:32 am
OMFG! You are so EVIL!
I SO sent the Cadbury Eggs to you! That’s the problem with living in a backwards state like Michigan… your mailmen probably ate them.
Comment by
NYCWD (Who am I?) - August 26, 2007 11:41 am
OH man you are so in trouble!!! Wrong state, sugar!
Comment by
Sodapop (Who am I?) - August 26, 2007 11:48 am
Dawg, as sweet as you are…she’s not in Michigan. You can’t expect a girl to do what she does without the props.
Comment by
Angel (Who am I?) - August 26, 2007 1:28 pm
You can eat a Cadbury egg out of your cleavage?….while this would probably ruin Easter for me, I am very impressed and would like to see the footage myself.
I spent months after Breakfast Club trying to apply lipstick only to end up looking like Aunt Martha who wore Mr. Magoo glasses to even still, badly apply her lovely shade of hot pink.
On the upside, I can tie a cherry stem into a knot with my tongue….but I still don’t think that holds a candle to eating gooey white cream from between your breasts, you know, in a guys eyes.
You win…hands down!
Comment by
izzy (Who am I?) - August 26, 2007 10:30 pm
I like being fully informed.
There are always 2 sides to stories…. LOL
Comment by
themuttprincess (Who am I?) - August 27, 2007 12:56 pm
I will reiterate that I am willing to send you whatever candy you choose to eat from your cleavage. And I won’t show it. I promise to only use it to masturbate to.
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Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - August 27, 2007 7:43 pm