I made a completely and totally unnecessary purchase today: a new phone! Not just any phone … a Sidekick! Ok, it’s a Sidekick ID because it was $150 cheaper to get it without the camera and MP3 player. Even the T-Mobile girl urged me to get the ID. I immediately e-mailed Lucy, who was tres jealous, of course. Silly girl has Sprint. Hee hee hee. It should arrive by Friday so I can spend all weekend txting on a real keyboard. Wheeee! I love my hot pink Razr but … I can buy a hot pink skin for the Sidekick. 
Limo Guy sent me a 30-second video of himself jerking off. It was oddly compelling. I guess he has too much time on his hands, literally. We’ve been trying to figure out when to get together but, eh, it’s just too much trouble, you know? I don’t want to get into another situation like I was in for two years — y’all know what I mean — and I don’t really do emotional detachment all that well. Ok, except for when it comes to men like Stalks-with-Small-Penis. Speaking of, he e-mailed me yesterday to see how I was. I considered sending him the picture of Limo Guy’s dick, which is roughly 12x larger than SWSP’s but, ultimately, I ignored the message. Poor little punkin’ still wants a piece of Miss Monique but I ain’t interested. *Shudder*
∗ Posted by Monique on 08.21.2007
∗ Let's get it on, Love life, My life
Maybe I lived in NY for too long but a guy sending a video of himself jerking off to someone he barely knows sounds very disturbing, not compelling. Don’t guys who do things like that usually wind up being rapists? Maybe I am just watching too much Law and Order: SVU…
Comment by Doc - August 21, 2007 10:31 pm
We clearly have a difference of opinion on these matters, considering you’ve made comments re: my life here and over at Living and Dating in Atlanta, so I wouldn’t get yourself worked up over such things anymore.
Comment by Monique - August 22, 2007 8:18 am
Get over yourself. I don’t get worked up over stranger’s lives. I just read.
Comment by Doc - August 22, 2007 8:55 am
Bitch. I want a Sidekick SOOOO bad.
Comment by Lucy - August 22, 2007 12:07 pm
Ha. A video of himself jerking off…. I can see how that would make you…. um, yeah… Either (more) interested or not….. I mean at least you got to check out the merch before you committed to actually sleeping with him…
I have sprint… And since I break phones and lose them and stuff I just have resorted to buying el cheapo model of the month….
Comment by themuttprincess - August 22, 2007 2:47 pm
QWERTY keyboards rock… I’ll never be able to go back to a “cute little” phone again… garage door opener size phones ftmfw!
Comment by tori - August 22, 2007 3:11 pm
SWEET ASS! A new phone! Fwee!
But I’m not sure I’d want to necessarily see the video of a guy jerking off. I’m just saying. Men are kinda…you know…ugly and stuff.
Comment by Kentucky Girl - August 22, 2007 6:12 pm
Personally, I think having a FWB is the greatest invention since sliced bread. It is not easy to find, and often it doesn’t last very long, but a good FWB is simply awesome…
Congratulations. I am VERY envious!!
Comment by Starboard Tack - August 22, 2007 7:58 pm