I Need An IV

Of something. Damn. I think I am dehydrated from not keeping up with my water intake this weekend, plus being in the heat … and oh yeah, drinking a fuckton of alcohol. I am closing in on 3 liters of water for the day and I’ll choke down some more tonight …

The man situation has perked up, somewhat. I’m dropping candidate for just being after a slice of Miss Monique. Oddly, that’s just not appealing to me. We also have the once-and-future army ranger who is looking for friends — or FWB — as he is getting back in shape before he re-enlists. There is an IT guy (OF COURSE) with whom I’m going to have lunch with on Saturday. There’s a guy who is in a band and seemed somewhat disappointed when I said I was looking for something casual at first, that may develop into more — so I explained my recent history in general terms — hoping that just because he said he is looking for something more long-term, that he won’t turn out to be another Stalks with Small Penis.

Sigh.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 08.13.2007
Annoyances, Love life, My life

Comments: 8 »

  1. Lord knows, you should only have to deal with ONE Stalks with Small Penis at a time! LOL

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    Comment by Lucy (Who am I?) - August 13, 2007 7:36 pm

  2. “Stalks with Small Penis” - LMAO!!!

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    Comment by Tense Teacher (Who am I?) - August 13, 2007 8:39 pm

  3. Tense — that was Lucy’s creation! LOL

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    Comment by Monique (Who am I?) - August 13, 2007 9:52 pm

  4. You definitely deserve more penis, I mean more than just stalks with small penis. :mrgreen:

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    Comment by Angel (Who am I?) - August 13, 2007 10:57 pm

  5. You and Stalks are meant to be.

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    Comment by Ricardo (Who am I?) - August 14, 2007 9:30 pm

  6. It’s easy to build a relationship with someone. It starts with conversation and learning about one another and you’ll find that it rapidly moves on to he-ing and she-ing as that’s how we’re all programmed. Keeping a good relationship is tougher because it seems that one person tends to think all the work has been done and a relationship is always evolving.

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    Comment by feelingflirty (Who am I?) - August 15, 2007 2:49 am

  7. Isnt that funny how some guys say they want something LONG TERM. How the fuck do you know you REALLY want that. I mean, deep down, think to yourself, I want something long term. I just do not get it.

    Don’t get me wrong, LTR are fine, just stating off the bat that is what you want is crazy….. I think people should learn to like each other before getting serious…

    Or else they turn into stalkers with small penis’.

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    Comment by themuttprincess (Who am I?) - August 15, 2007 4:07 pm

  8. As Soda said yesterday, Men suck, throw rocks at them. :D

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    Comment by Kentucky Girl (Who am I?) - August 15, 2007 5:03 pm

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