So after the scandalous weekend — which was mocked during the return of IT2M fuck you very much — my beloved Ricardo seems to have been inspired. Not one but TWO hot women want to meet him. I told him I’d fucking bitchslap him if he didn’t go for both opportunities. Ok maybe I just said slap but now that I’ve thought about it, I would indeed fucking bitchslap him.
I am drinking a margarita. Sigh. This Cuervo margarita mix kinda hides the taste of the Cuervo tequila. Especially when I’m drinking 1/2 cup of tequila. LOL By the time Bill gets here, I should be nice and tipsy. I’m also wearing a white tank top with a lacy coffee-colored bra (not to be confused with Laci’s coffee-colored bra. LOL If indeed she has one.). Girlfriend knows what she’s doing. He’s not working tomorrow either. Let your minds work overtime on that one.
So last night he fucking dropped the L-word. As in “I’m falling in love with you.” What the fuckity-fuck??? At least time I didn’t say it back. I was like, that’s a serious thing blah blah blah. Tonight he will hear the story of what happened the last time Miss Monique said I love you. My beloved Izzy — everyone is my beloved when I am drinking tequila — is jealous. Heh. She gets more action than me though so it all works out. Adoration is nice though.
I can’t FUCKING WAIT to get my $$ from the sale of the company I work for so I can go on my grand tour of the east coast. Or at least Boston to see my beloved Janda — and perhaps even the elusive Mr. Janda! — and then the aforementioned beloved Ricardo, Izzy and perhaps — perhaps! — even my beloved NYC Watchdog. Ah, so much love, I can’t even stand it! If the midwest were more of a hotspot, perhaps y’all would come visit me but alas a girl can’t have everything.
Fuck me, I need more tequila. Where’s Lucy when I need her? Sister needs a drinking buddy!!!!
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drunk….
ass…..
have fun tonight…
Comment by
Tori (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 6:42 pm
I get mushy/lovey when I’m drinking too. Along with mouthy LOL it’s a weird combo, but it works for me hahaha
He said it already? WTF?! Be careful of that one, you just went through something similar - slllllooooowwwwwwww down!!!
However, don’t go slow enough to where ya don’t get laid anytime soon
Comment by
sodapop (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 6:42 pm
I’m working on it. I swear to you I am.
It is rather quick to drop the L word but this is summer and emotions run high.
Comment by
Ricardo (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 7:13 pm
Tori — Did you see the tipsy comment I left on your site? LOL
Sodapop — No fucking shit … but yeah I wanna get me some … and preferably not during the blogathon when I have to post every damn 30 minutes. Besides y’all would kill me then and I need my girls to stay awake!
Ricardo — I know. Boys r stupid. I think I have “I love you” magnets in my boobies or something.
Comment by
Monique (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 7:18 pm
What? You never come down to Florida?
Comment by
Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 7:44 pm
If I have said it once, I’ve said it a million times. I HATE THOSE FUCKING FLORIDA LIZARDS! GAHHHHHHH!
Comment by
Monique (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 7:53 pm
They are cute. Sometimes they even get in the house!
Comment by
Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 7:57 pm
Sounds like you are enjoying yourself!! Have fun Monique!!
Comment by
Angel (Who am I?) - July 26, 2007 10:09 pm
Just don’t tell him the previous “love” saga until after the sex….and if it’s really hot (and not just…I’m very drunk a one minute-one thrust would of been hot type hot)…skip the story all together. If it’s that good…you don’t want him to realize he sounds like the previous dumbass and take it back. Nothing screws up hot sex faster than an “I love you” indian giver.
Comment by
izzy (Who am I?) - July 27, 2007 12:49 am
Heh. I love me some tequila!
Have fun tonight!!! (or rather today)
Comment by
themuttprincess (Who am I?) - July 27, 2007 10:27 am
Girl, I NEEEEED tequila now!
Comment by
Lucy (Who am I?) - July 27, 2007 1:56 pm