Monique’s Dad Says BFD. Good Advice.

So, yeah, apparently there’s a reason I take the ambien because without it, I can’t sleep. It’s nearly 5 a.m. I stopped reading at midnight. I don’t know if I’ve slept at all. The cats are taunting me with their sleep. All they do is sleep sleep sleep. Okay, I did take a 90-minute nap this afternoon, but that shouldn’t rob me of my night-time dreamy time. Surprisingly I had a fever last evening but now my temperature is 97.1 degrees. Uh-huh. Reliable thermometer.

My dad e-mailed me tonight and actually used the phrase “BFD.” How does he learn this stuff? He is 62 years old.

Jeff sent me a few more txts last night. JUST FUCKING CALL ME. OMG. It’s at the point now where I either want to go out or left alone. I think I’ll send him an e-mail to that effect. Well, not quite. More like, so when you gonna call me???? Sometimes I wonder why I bother! Speaking of, one of my friends has a major sexcapade planned for this weekend. It’s been so long since I’ve had a raunchy night, I’m starting to wonder if I should take some of these jackasses up on their offers, like the guy who e-mailed me that he was “hornet” as hell. He’s cute. You don’t have to spell during sex. Ugh. I am ready to go back into skantress mode. I’m tired of being all selective and shit.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 06.08.2007
Annoyances, Family

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  1. Ah, to be a young skanktress in June…

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    Comment by Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - June 8, 2007 8:59 am

  2. Ok, maybe i’m old then….what exactly does BFD mean??

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    Comment by janda (Who am I?) - June 8, 2007 8:01 pm

  3. Mr. Fab — Makes you nostalgic, doesn’t it?

    Janda — I doubt you are older than my father. :smile: Big Fucking Deal.

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    Comment by Monique (Who am I?) - June 8, 2007 8:24 pm

  4. Yeah but when they can’t spell it just makes me think of all the other shit they can’t do well….and by the time I finish the list, it just doesn’t seem worth it all that much anymore. Now that it’s gone up in price, I just ask myself if they are FDS worthy. I’m not waisting expensive vanilla infused hooha on just anybody especially not a poor speller…for Christ sakes there’s spell check on everything now a days, how lazy can you be?

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    Comment by izzy (Who am I?) - June 12, 2007 6:18 pm

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