It’s 3 a.m. and I’m wide awake, mainly because I got home not too long ago. Chris and I were two of about 10 people wearing cowboy hats. Oh well. There were some hot cowboys there. Phew. A bunch of them line danced to My Maria, by Brooks and Dunn. I love that song, but I didn’t dance until they started in with the regular dance music. I think I danced for about an hour. My feet hurt. Some drunk young thing kept trying to take my hat. At first he hooked his finger under the brim and pulled me to him. I was like, dude, this is a gay bar. Even if he liked girls too, not interested.
I had to laugh because as I made my way through the crowd, the gay men were parting like the Red Sea. They would do anything to not touch a breast. LOL The bi ones moved in closer. I got my ass smacked several times. That never ceases to amaze me.
My one friend was dressed all in black, as promised; he looked much better than I expected. It took two drinks to dawn on him that he was a poser. No shit. My other friend showed up in drag. Skinny bitch had better boobs than me. LOL S(he) had on a blonde wig, make-up, a dress, fake nails, painted toenails … the whole 9 yards. I hadn’t seen him in person like that, only in photos. We made quite the trio: the poser, the drag queen and me. I was getting looks from the lesbians there, because I was drinking beer out of a bottle and wasn’t carrying a purse. I guess I looked kinda butch. But cute butch. 
I also got a lot of looks from the men because I guess they thought at first that I was a feminine guy. Always entertaining. I’m going to the Pride festival next week. I’ve heard the entertainment is great. I’m sure I will see lots of sparkly stuff!
OHHHHHH I checked my phone at one point and lo and behold, the Asshat had called — at fucking 10:47 p.m. I listened to the VM at the bar but couldn’t hear much. He’s been working a lot blah blah blah. Fucker was looking for a booty call. Christ.
I did NOT drink tequila tonight. I’m sure that will make me very happy when I wake up.
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Monique on 06.02.2007 
woo hoo… sounds like a blast… nothing like a bunch of hot gay guys to guarantee a night of fun!
Comment by
Tori (Who am I?) - June 2, 2007 12:05 pm
Why do guys have this obsession about smacking our asses? and have you noticed that over the past year or so it’s sort of become it’s own phenomenon? Like it’s the new “in”. Did I miss a copy of Vogue? Did Playboy do a spread on how women secretly love to have their asses smacked? Quite frankly…next time my booty takes a beatin someone is losing a toe.
Comment by
izzy (Who am I?) - June 6, 2007 12:04 am