Heroes and Sheroes

I just spent two hours watching Miss Universe with my mummy. We both liked Miss Tanzania, because she was bald and we wanted to see how the crown would be attached to her head, but alas, she didn’t make it to the top 5. Miss Japan, our second favorite, won. Oops, was that a spoiler? LOL Miss USA fell during the evening-gown competition. Hee hee.

The speed-dating guy (PhD student) wants to get together this week. I really don’t remember much except that he wasn’t physically repulsive and he watches hockey. I will give the Asshat a buzz either tomorrow or Wednesday night. He seemed to want to go out again. This is his chance to impress me. My friend Jen called me out last night on my ambivalence re: Asshat. I prefer to call it being cautious. Next date definitely will not involve sitting on my couch. At least that won’t be the main focus of the date. His couch either.

I’m driving back home tomorrow. I miss my bed. This futon is not very comfy and my room is really hot tonight. The workmen may or may not be here in the morning. Greaat. I don’t think I mentioned that the bath my brother and I share is completely unusable. There is a window, an uninstalled bathtub, a light switch and insulation, and that’s it. I have to wash my face and brush my teeth in the downstairs half-bath. I also have to go down there to pee if my mom already is in bed. It’s fabulous.

Hope y’all had a good Memorial Day, especially the veterans. Or heroes and sheroes as the local news guy called them. Asshole.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 05.28.2007
Love life, Television

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  1. My mummy and I were rooting for baldy too! The booing Miss USA got throughout the show was unacceptable, though. Regardless of what the perception is of the US, do those ASSHATS really think she is responsible for our foreign policy? I didn’t boo Miss Japan for Pearl Harbor. There.

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    Comment by "said" woman (Who am I?) - May 29, 2007 4:22 pm

  2. Watching beauty pageants is one of my guilty pleasures. Mostly because I can bitch about the genetically gifted women I look nothing like! The talent competition of Miss America is my favorite, although the opening “parade” in Miss Universe is a close second.

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    Comment by Monique (Who am I?) - May 30, 2007 8:44 pm

  3. go tanzania!i was sad our girl didnt win but she kicked ass nonetheless.sad about the booing of miss usa.that was so.not.nice.

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    Comment by Maisha (Who am I?) - June 1, 2007 8:47 am

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