This is the meme that is sweeping the blogosphere … them thar questions come from the lovely Tori.

Le Rules:
1. Leave me a comment saying, “Interview me.”
2. I will respond by asking you five questions. I get to pick the questions.
3. You will update your weblog with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the same post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.

If you were at a friend’s house for Thanks
giving dinner and found a dead cockroach in your salad, what would you do?
If it was a good friend’s house, I’d pull her aside and tell her. If it was an acquaintance’s or a friend’s relative’s house, I’d most likely push the salad to the side and ignore the roach. GAH!

If you wanted to look very sexy, how would you dress?
I don’t feel comfortable in the sexy-on-purpose look. I also am incapable of looking trashy, despite my best efforts. When I want to look sexy, I generally wear something that shows just a bit of unexpected skin, like a shirt with one more button undone than you’d expect, to show off my ta-tas. One of my most successful “looks” has been a black ribbed turtleneck sweater when I had long hair. The guys I dated went apeshit, like they were Amish and saw a glimpse of ankle or something.

If you had to spend the next two years inside a small but fully provisioned Antarctic shelter with one other person, whom would you like to have with you?
Oh God. I would have to say my brother. We get along well, we have a lot in common and we don’t get on each other’s nerves all that much. Plus we could talk about our parents for two years and more … and maybe then I could finally convince him to move out on his own!

If you could script the basic plot of the dream you’re going to have tonight, what would the story be?
One word: Sex. It’s been too damn long.

What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?
I have a pretty solid sense of humor so I can’t really think of anything that wouldn’t be funny, but it depends on my relationship with the other person. Like, when I was dating a guy last year and he kept making cracks about my ex after I confided about the ex’s phone-sex addiction … that just wasn’t funny. But I’ve made a million jokes about the same subject. Anything hurtful just isn’t funny.

Leave me a comment and ask for questions … and I’ll come up with some doozies for ya!

∗ Posted by Monique on 04.18.2007
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