The Sex MeMe!!!

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?

Yes.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?

No.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?

Oh yeah. Like when someone falls off the bed, the cat jumped on the bed, or one of those kama sutra positions is too damn difficult to figure out!

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?

Yes, but rarely.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?

Oh yeah, but I have to be on my side with my back to him.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?

Yes — it was too soon.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?

Oh yeah. But I don’t anymore. It’s not worth it.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?

Miss Monique has quite the foul mouth.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?

A very long time ago.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

Eww.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?

I tried … and it dragged on for two damn years.

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?

But of course.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?

Yes.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?

Yes, but not in a very long time …

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?

When I was in college, a red Gold Coin condom broke and half of it stayed inside until the next morning. When I saw it in the toilet, I freaked out and for a moment thought I was dying or something.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?

Does the name “Pastor Carl” ring a bell?

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?

20.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?

Ha. No one.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?

Definitely. I don’t even have to do anything.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?

No. I can thank the Wellbutrin for that.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?

Takes two hands to count ‘em.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?

Making out, yes. Sex, no.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO?

Unfortunately, yes. After 9 years together and 2 apart, it seems like something comes up every few months to talk to him about.

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

No.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?

Does a phone-sex obsession count?

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?

Say it with me: Rabbit!

27. LINGERIE?

I like it, but it has to be my idea. I hate to be obvious … unless I really want to get laid.

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?

No, but I came close. Never a good idea to go to a hotel room at 3 a.m. after a long night of drinking.

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?

( )park
( )church
( )cemetery
( )beach
(x)boat
(x)school
( )parent’s bed
( )your bed
(x)car
( )picnic table
(x)kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
(x)dining room/kitchen table
( )woods (open and/or in a tent)
( )hood of a car
(x)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)bathtub
(x)the other person’s bed
( x)porch/deck/balcony
( )in a house with parents home
( )at a party
(x)on top of the washer/dryer
( )with other people in the room
(x)hotel
( )concert
( )grandparent’s house
( )field
( )bleachers
( )bookstore stock room.
( )linen closet

Damn. I have been with boring men.

∗ Posted by Monique on 03.23.2007
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