But when I called in tonight to Mr Fabulous’s radio show tonight and quoted Sir Mix-a-Lot, Mr. Fab referred to me as the “third whitest person” he knew. Sigh. Apparently Mr. Fab is not aware of my street cred. I know, you wouldn’t suspect it. But Miss Monique learned a long time ago that a few well-placed swear words can endear her to the roughest of crowds. Just one of the many lessons one learns when working in a factory at the age of 17.
In honor of Mr. Fab’s birthday, here’s “Baby Got Back” by Sir Mix-a-Lot. ‘Cause word on the street is that he’s long and strong and down to get the friction on. Or something like that.
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Monique on 03.10.2007 
I screwed up, I forgot to ask you a trivia question and give you a chance to win a gift certificate!
How can I make it up to you?
Comment by
Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - March 10, 2007 8:42 pm
Mr Fab — Duh. Give ME the gift certificate! My yapping about Sir Mix-a-Lot must have thrown you off your game!
Comment by
Monique (Who am I?) - March 10, 2007 9:04 pm
You know…now I that think about it, I did a dramatic reading of that song last year…
http://www.audioblogger.com/media/94950/371684.mp3
I think it is definitive proof that I am whiter than even YOU.
Where you do you want a gift certificate from?
Comment by
Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - March 11, 2007 5:54 am
Aww Mr. Fab, you don’t have to shell out for a gift certif. Just give me a fair shot next time!!!!
Comment by
Monique (Who am I?) - March 11, 2007 9:56 am
Hmm…I think you are laying on a little guilt there! LOL
Comment by
Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - March 11, 2007 7:04 pm
Guilt? Guilt???? Noooooo not me, Mr. Fab. I would NEVER do such a thing. NEVER.
Comment by
Monique (Who am I?) - March 11, 2007 9:13 pm