“Wayne’s World” was a hell of a lot cooler in 1992 than in 2006. My cousins and I watched it last night, it’s incredibly dated. And how could anyone buy Dana Carvey as a youngish character? Good God. He looked about 50 years old back then.
Steve Segal has made some of the worst fashion choices ever. I’m just saying. I can’t even remember which movie of his my brother and I had on today. They all run together.
I finally saw “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.” I liked it a lot.
Tonight we are watching “Talladega Nights” and some other Segal movie in which my brother said half of Segal’s lines are dubbed by another man. Awesome.
In other news, my mom made Cornish game hens for dinner. She ate hers with her hands. It was very medieval. My brother and I just watched her. Gah.
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Monique on 12.24.2006 
Talledega Nights is AWESOME!
“I’ll scissor kick you in the back of the head old man!”
Merry Christmas, my friend!
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Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - December 24, 2006 8:14 pm
At work there is a stock of a Steven Seagal energy drink that has gone untouched for 8 months now…why it’s at work I have no idea. I didn’t think I would be thinking about Steven Seagal today! Thanks for that. Have a Merry Christmas and an amazing year to come!
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"said" woman (Who am I?) - December 24, 2006 10:01 pm
Mr. Fabulous — “Chip, I’m gonna be all over you like a spider monkey!”
“Said” woman — LOL My brother has been trying to find some of that stuff, but he can only get it by the case. I’m sure it’s rancid beyond belief.
Merry Christmas to you both!!!
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Monique (Who am I?) - December 24, 2006 11:39 pm
The best thing about Segal is a non-movie quote: “I’m never getting married again. That never works out for me. The next time I feel the marriage urge I’ll just skip to the end and give her my house.”
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joefish (Who am I?) - December 25, 2006 2:16 am
Joefish — But how could any woman resist trapping Seagal into marriage? The breathy voice, the greasy ponytail, the not-so-fabulous body … shudder. I don’t think my girl parts would work for him lol.
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Monique (Who am I?) - December 30, 2006 10:59 am