Date Report

My first “first date” since February was … eh, not so much. Really nice guy. Didn’t look a damn thing like his picture. No sparks. I was shocked when I got back to my car and it was only 8:30 — I thought it had to be at least 9:30 or 10. Nope. Just 90 minutes of chit-chat. Sigh. He wasn’t unattractive, just … eh. I’m kinda bummed, because he mentioned he’s a fan of the Daily Show and a democrat. He paid for dinner, that was nice. He mentioned his ex-girlfriend about 10 times. I mentioned my ex-husband once. Actually, he kind of reminded me of my ex-husband.

Speaking of, I’ve decided that turnabout is fair play and next week — the Vegas week — I’m going to send him nonsensical text messages. Leave me your suggestions in the comments, or else I’ll have to stick with lyrics from Night Moves, aka “the greatest song eveq!” (sic)

Sorry to disappoint y’all with a non-tawdry date report. You’ll just have to find me a better man next time!!!

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∗ Posted by Monique on 11.21.2006
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Comments: 5

  1. Ahhh what a disappointment!!! Sucks that the date sucked. :( At least you’ll be in Sin City next week! woohoo ;)

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    Comment by Sodapop (Who am I?) - November 21, 2006 9:52 pm

  2. Damn. I had hopes he would have been inspiring at least.

    I guess we’ll just have to see what’s in Vegas… oh and that whole “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…” is a lie.

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    Comment by NYC Watchdog (Who am I?) - November 21, 2006 10:17 pm

  3. You don’t like democrats and the Daily Show?

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    Comment by Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - November 21, 2006 10:24 pm

  4. Soda — Hopefully I’ll be able to stay awake in Vegas with the 3 hour time difference from home!

    Watchdog — I know, I know. Inspiration will strike at some point … LOL

    Mr. Fab — Oops, worded that wrong. I love me some democrats!!!!

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    Comment by Monique (Who am I?) - November 22, 2006 12:58 pm

  5. But I kept my fingers and toes crossed on that one…I really am a jinx aren’t I? From now on don’t tell me a thing till after the date and then maybe you will find prince charming…lol.

    As for the ex…

    “I’m beginning to think Bert and Ernie really were homosexuals…Sesame Street is the coolest ever.”

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    Comment by izzy (Who am I?) - November 24, 2006 2:13 pm

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