Wisdom from the Hair Salon

Stylist: Can I get you a glass of wine?

Me: No, I’m on antibiotics.

Stylist: Oh, that’s right, Gina said you had tonsillitis.

Me: Yeah, for like three weeks.

Stylist: You know, unprotected sex while you’re on antibiotics may make you pregnant. The drugs will interfere with the Pill.

Me: Oh my God! I don’t do that anyway!

Stylist: What, have sex?

Me: Shut up.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 08.29.2006
∗ My life

Comments: 3

  1. No one likes a smartass stylist LOL.

    Gosh, the things I miss by shaving my head…

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    Comment by Mr. Fabulous (Who am I?) - August 29, 2006 10:24 pm

  2. see, you had no right to be offended. i, on the other hand…

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    Comment by kat (Who am I?) - August 30, 2006 12:04 am

  3. Roflmfao..
    (Translating.. Beep beepp.. Print:
    “Roflmfao means Rolling on the floor laughing my fucking as off”
    )

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    Comment by Ragnar (Who am I?) - August 30, 2006 2:42 pm

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