So Jessica Simpson, a classy example of an ex-wife if I’ve seen one (unlike myself ha ha), has said that Nick Lachey, my future husband, is underendowed.
Noooooo!
I refuse to believe that Nick has a small wee-wee! In my dreams he is hung like a horse so hung like a horse he shall be!
Near the end of my marriage, things got a little testy. But I never — never! — pointed out the ex’s skillz or lack thereof (at least to his face lol). As far as I’m concerned, a girl’s got to save those comments for when it’s time to be really hurtful. Far be it from me to draw a connecting line between the Mercedes and what he’s packing, but, oops, guess I just did.
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Uh… just how would she know? He popped her right? Or was that all a scam too??? Unless now she has turned into a righteous ‘ho bag.
Sorry… that’s the man in me… I’ll be back to my feminine self tomorrow…
Comment by
NYC Watchdog (Who am I?) - August 16, 2006 7:27 pm
yeah, well jessica’s an orange anorexic with a bad boob job as well as personality-less. pfft.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005186.html
so there.
Comment by
kat at work (Who am I?) - August 16, 2006 8:04 pm
Yeah, but he is so pretty, would it really matter?
Comment by Mr. Fabulous - August 17, 2006 3:47 pm