Tom Hanks for President
File this under “crazy shit you say at 1:09 a.m.” –
Me: “I’d vote for Bill again and again if I could.”
Him: “Clinton? No way. I’d vote for Tom Hanks, though.”
Me: “Tom Hanks???”
Him: “Yeah. He seems like a good guy. Or what about Oprah? I’d vote for Oprah.”
Me: “No. She’s probably a closet Republican. And you don’t even vote.”
Him: “But I’d vote for Tom Hanks.”
Sigh.

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I’d vote for Bill too.
Comment by Mr. Fabulous — May 15, 2006 @ 9:20 pm