Toss Me the Blonde Wig

At work, whenever my co-worker Debby or I do something stupid, we say, “Toss the blonde wig!” (We’re both natural brunettes who highlight our hair.)

Well, I deserve the blonde wig of all blonde wigs.

I went to the grocery store tonight and when I went to pay, my ATM card wasn’t in my wallet. Hmmm. Fortunately I had enough cash, but I was slightly panicked. Then I remembered I got cash from the bank last night then went to Starbucks for a vanilla creme and paid cash there.

I called the bank and …

I left my debit card IN the ATM last night!!!

Oh my God. Thank God someone turned the card in and some bored suburban kid hadn’t hightailed it over to Super Target and gone on a shopping spree, courtesy of Miss Monique.

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∗ Posted by Monique on 02.22.2006
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Comments: 1

  1. I’ve done that before, too.
    ATM machines automatically suck your card back in if you don’t retreive it within such a period of time. Thank goodness they’re set up that way!

    Comment by Anonymous - February 25, 2006 8:09 pm

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