Take That, Martha!

I have insane eyebrows. So insane that I have them waxed every other week. I have a VIP card from my salon, entitling me to 10% off all services and products, because I spend so much freakin’ money there. Now that Xmas is upon us, I’m not too keen on forking over for a big tip, not when I give her approximately $350 a year anyway (oh, that doesn’t include a facial or two each year … and when you count the $400 or so I spend on my hair, well, dang …)

I had the semi-brilliant idea to bling up some mugs (yes, I’m aware of how painfully passe the word “bling” is, but I care not), fill them with hot chocolate and chai, and maybe a Sephora gift card for the two girls, Katie and Amber, who keep Miss Monique lookin’ so damn fabulous. It took me all of five minutes to glue on some fake rhinestones (can rhinestones be fake?). I think they’re cute! And the best part is that the mugs only cost 48 cents each. : )